Before he was the Edinburgh Boy, my dear old Labrador was - when he was a very young dog - the St Andrews Boy. He lived with his previous owner in the university town and his owner's job meant that the Boy was in daily contact with many of the students. He was rather popular with them, so much so that several regularly took him for walks, including one in particular, who has always had a penchant for black Labradors. (It's a family thing . . . )
So we wondered what the Boy would make of today's big event. Would there be a hint of recognition when his former walker spoke his vows?
I am afraid to report that by the time we got to the vows, the Boy was fast asleep, along with five canine chums, who were all comatose in their respective beds after breakfast and a long bracing walk first thing this morning.
So, my dear friend, the Only Other Blonde in the Village, and I had to settle for looking at frocks and hats and feeling quite transported as Parry's glorious choral music filled every corner of the abbey.
The erstwhile St Andrews Boy slept on and on, stirring only when it was almost all over.
But as far as the Boy is concerned, when it comes to his former walker, his canine lips are sealed. Whatever transpired on those walks along the beach at St Andrews, whatever confidences were shared, will never be for public consumption.
"I don't do woof and tell," he observed as the couple disappeared behind the doors of Buckingham Palace. And then he went back to sleep.
